Thursday, May 26, 2016

Overwatch: The Movie Review



Overwatch: The Movie is a reboot of the 1987 Japanese Erotica "過度に探しています" (Direct translation: "Overly Seeking.") Naturally, there was a lot of hype, but I was skeptical. I was skeptical that perhaps the actresses casted wouldn't have the same butt quality as the characters in Overwatch: The Videogame (As seen below).

Despite the high bar set by these fine ladies, Rotten Tomato had said it was
"...actually kinda decent..." and they "...probably wouldn't see it again..."
But besides the hate, I personally thought it had a great plot line, and character development. I thought the main character was kind of a bitch, but quickly got over it. I asked Highly-Respected-Movie-Critic DingyPham what he thought of the movie, and he went on record to say it was


"Odd" and "Confusing" and "Not sure if that was even a movie"

International food critic MeatSale had nothing but great things to say about it. He had mentioned that
... (Check back tomorrow to see what MeatSale said!) 

But after all of it, I'd give it 9 faps out of 10.


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Click below to see the trailer!




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Team Bronzie is excited to see that you guys are loving the content. Tomorrow we will be answering the question: "If I'm pissing during a lightning storm, is there a chance I'll die?"

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