Let me tell you something, reader. Bronze is a literal hell hole. I some how only get AFKs, hyper-bronze, and people who don't know how to end a game. And Teemo's, everywhere.
You can say that one can carry the team, and that may be true. But if my mid, bot, and top are feeding the other team to plat, my 8 kill Shyvana (me) can't do anything about it.
Overwatch: The Movie is a reboot of the 1987 Japanese Erotica "過度に探しています" (Direct translation: "Overly Seeking.") Naturally, there was a lot of hype, but I was skeptical. I was skeptical that perhaps the actresses casted wouldn't have the same butt quality as the characters in Overwatch: The Videogame (As seen below).
Despite the high bar set by these fine ladies, Rotten Tomato had said it was
"...actually kinda decent..." and they "...probably wouldn't see it again..."
But besides the hate, I personally thought it had a great plot line, and character development. I thought the main character was kind of a bitch, but quickly got over it. I asked Highly-Respected-Movie-Critic DingyPham what he thought of the movie, and he went on record to say it was
"Odd" and "Confusing" and "Not sure if that was even a movie"
International food critic MeatSale had nothing but great things to say about it. He had mentioned that
... (Check back tomorrow to see what MeatSale said!)
But after all of it, I'd give it 9 faps out of 10.
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