LoAB: The Podcast/News Station

LoAB is hitting the air waves. And by that we mean Jaowsh will stand outside and scream the podcast transcript. Podcast? Yes. Can you not read? Are you stupid?

Oh. Yes we are starting a Podcast. This will keep you up-to-date with the Baja's. So get ready.

Get yourself a free skin (Goodbye you scrubs)

Confession time: I hate ALL of you. So I'll give 1 skin (one of those random skins from the top shelf)

Winner will be announced tonight.

Winner: Coalbee. Will be rewarded with tbell

Cargo? Or CarDON'T?

On average, you need the following things in your pockets:

• Phone
• Wallet
• Keys

These can occupy the front pockets, in any order you'd like, or even keep your wallet or phone in your back pocket for little extra comfort. If you are carrying maybe an important note, to-do list, a pencil if your feeling lazy in school, all of these can fit in your typical shorts or pants pockets. So why on earth would you wear more pockets??

I've gone ahead and listed the appropriate times to wear cargo shorts:

• Fishing.

This is the ONLY time wear those shorts-from-hell. You can use these to hold fishing shit. So why the fuck would you wear them any other time? Do you fucking wear a football helmet when you're not playing football? Of course not, you'd be the dweeb of 2016.

Look, I'm not trying to hate on your "Nugget-Carrying-Capable" shorts, but just buy regular ones, okay?

Can you tell the difference between the two?

Post 2: My issues with League and Bronze

Dear Diary,

Let me tell you something, reader. Bronze is a literal hell hole. I some how only get AFKs, hyper-bronze, and people who don't know how to end a game. And Teemo's, everywhere.

You can say that one can carry the team, and that may be true. But if my mid, bot, and top are feeding the other team to plat, my 8 kill Shyvana (me) can't do anything about it.

So I've decided I quit.

Lol jk luv the game

Still Bronze

Overwatch: The Movie Review

Overwatch: The Movie is a reboot of the 1987 Japanese Erotica "過度に探しています" (Direct translation: "Overly Seeking.") Naturally, there was a lot of hype, but I was skeptical. I was skeptical that perhaps the actresses casted wouldn't have the same butt quality as the characters in Overwatch: The Videogame (As seen below).

Despite the high bar set by these fine ladies, Rotten Tomato had said it was

"...actually kinda decent..." and they "...probably wouldn't see it again..."

But besides the hate, I personally thought it had a great plot line, and character development. I thought the main character was kind of a bitch, but quickly got over it. I asked Highly-Respected-Movie-Critic DingyPham what he thought of the movie, and he went on record to say it was

"Odd" and "Confusing" and "Not sure if that was even a movie"

International food critic MeatSale had nothing but great things to say about it. He had mentioned that
... (Check back tomorrow to see what MeatSale said!) 

But after all of it, I'd give it 9 faps out of 10.

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Click below to see the trailer!

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Team Bronzie is excited to see that you guys are loving the content. Tomorrow we will be answering the question: "If I'm pissing during a lightning storm, is there a chance I'll die?"

Post 1

Dear Diary,

Today, I made the HUGE mistake of playing with the baja blast. We've lost all the games so far, but we are playing another, so wish me luck!!

Box sent too real of a picture in diskcorde, it made me want to :^)

I'm only kidding, please don't call anyone :3

Still bronze,

Jaowsh

EDIT: We won.

Still Bronze